School Marm Charm

I'm a young, beautiful, well-respected head mistress at a horribly run down school in Japan. The kids and myself are absolutely crushed when someone destroys our beloved, albeit decrepit, school. Through an outpouring of donations from everyone in town we are able to build a brand new, state-of-the-art school.

Then things start blending with Hogwarts. The kids don't have magical powers, but there's so much technology that incredible, gravity defying acts can and do occur. Like, I have this ring that can pick people or things up and move them through the air. Of course being a nice person who cares about the students well being I only use my "powers" for good.

The kids all go on to be very smart and very successful. They make the planet cleaner and healthier.

O, did I mention that this whole thing is "animated" like anime?

Crystal Eyeballs

I thought ever thing was beautiful. At first, once in a while, things looked to have had passed through a prism. Soft, fuzzy versions of rainbows. Gradually the colors got sharper and brighter. More and more often things became multi-colored, annoyingly so. Eventually after being inundated with rainbow colors shooting off of everything, and scratchy and irritated eyes, I went to a opthamologist to sort it all out.

What I found out was startling. I prestented an extremely rare case. My eyes were becoming crystallised. And more, there was no cure.

Things got worse and worse. Colors the brightest I'd ever seen, I could barely keep my eyes open without getting dizzy.

Eventually, in a burst of colored light, I went blind.

Sleeping almost back to normal... YES. Still sick though. Gahhhh.

I haven't been able to sleep in 4 nights. Tonight will make 5, if I'm that unlucky. And now I'm sick. Ughhh :(

Hired Help

I am tapped to be as assassin for a secret agency. And I really like killing people, as long as it's legal.

Don't drink the milk, it's poison.

I was working as an Agent of Truth, spreading the word about the sinister ingredients corporations have been putting in our food supply. My partner and I were sent on a mission to the big city, to help citizens rally protests against the poisons they were sneakily being fed.

Everything was going fine until the big corps got wind of our work. They came guns a-blazing, and chased us down. Each of us were shot execution-style in the back of the head.

I blame MTV.

I'm in some weird competition with really annoying people... like a Road Rules/Real World Challenge. But with, like, the most annoying members from every year ever. And the competition is to the death. And it's all post-apocalyptic. The last thing I remember is a race. We have to make it to the finish line on the other side of a mountain, but they don't say how. The winner gets released from the competition and set free. The last 4 (out of the 10 of us) to finish would be field-dressed and left for the scavengers.

So I make it to the top of the mountain, and I see a hiding in a bush an old shopping cart. I hop in and head over the hill at impressive speed. What I don't realize is that the front left wheel is damaged and about to come unhinged. I'm sailing past my horrible competitors, and the cart begins to wobble. I knock down whoever is in my path accidentally, but I don't care because they are all awful anyway.

I can see the finish line, but I can't tell if I'll be first or second. All I really want is to be first, and be released from this evil game.

I'm getting closer and closer... I'm almost there!

All of a sudden I feel the angry hands of those I've knocked down. They've somehow managed to catch up with me. I'm still in the cart, sailing down the mountain, with these hands grasping for me - they are out for my blood!

I just want to finish. I don't want to be gutted. And I don't know how I got thrown in with these detestable people to begin with!