The Trouble With Teeth

We were at a jewelry store looking for lockets in the shape of pigs when my tooth decayed out of my mouth. I pulled it out of my mouth with my finger, and tried to hide it in my pocket. Unfortunately the store clerk saw. At first he thought I was stealing, but then he saw what I was hiding was a rotten tooth. He decided he could help me, he knew someone (a dentist?).

I got in his car and we left. On the way to where ever we were going the rest of the teeth in that row in my mouth started coming loose and hinging. I was really embarrassed about it.

Insomnia.

Still having trouble sleeping.

What the heck.

It's getting better. I've decided to go to bed at 10AM every night and get up at 7AM every morning. I'm starting to get my dreams back. Two nights ago I dreamed about giant, killer bees with giant, house-sized hives.

Last nights dream was about family members killing and maiming their adopted kids. I think this had something to do with an article I read about dowry deaths in India.

Everywhere you go, red roses...

I dream about Elliott Smith. A lot. Usually I'm his sister, sometimes I'm his friend or girlfriend. In my dreams I'm always saving him from himself.

I actually want to go here...

We're at a haunted outside mall and theme park, 10 times the size of the Mall of America. Not only is the mall outside, it's also in the middle of a forest, with lots of hills. I'm taking part in a bike race around the entire perimeter. O, and there's lakes everywhere, too.

So the race starts, and I take off at a blinding speed. I'm in the front. WAY in the front. I can't even see anyone else behind me. Then all of a sudden my front tire pops (why am I always losing the front tire??), and I slow to a halt. I keep running with my bike - because I guess a stipulation of the race is that the bike has to cross the line with you.

It gets dark, and I get lost in the woods. I can't see or hear the other contestants. There's a loud crack, and my bike and I fall through a trap door. OOPHF. Looking around it is clear I'm in the wrong place... It's a store room of some sort, but it's dirty and covered with cobwebs.

I stalk around trying to find an exit.

Eventually I tumble out into a hallway. After my eyes adjust to the light I see that I'm in the Haunted Mansion Hotel (duh, of course I am). Crap. I need to get out of here quick before a creeper gets a hold of me. I sneak down the stairs and into the lobby.

As I bolt past the concierge desk on my way to the front door, Vincent Price calls out to me, "Please! No running, miss!"

But I don't care. I burst through the lobby doors and barrel into the outside world. It's still dark. I'm running so fast that I don't notice that I am running straight off the trail. I go flying... and land a bellyflop on the pirate ship. The captain is a fat skeleton (I know that doesn't make sense...) with a giant sword. He forces me to walk the plank.