We're at a haunted outside mall and theme park, 10 times the size of the Mall of America. Not only is the mall outside, it's also in the middle of a forest, with lots of hills. I'm taking part in a bike race around the entire perimeter. O, and there's lakes everywhere, too.
So the race starts, and I take off at a blinding speed. I'm in the front. WAY in the front. I can't even see anyone else behind me. Then all of a sudden my front tire pops (why am I always losing the front tire??), and I slow to a halt. I keep running with my bike - because I guess a stipulation of the race is that the bike has to cross the line with you.
It gets dark, and I get lost in the woods. I can't see or hear the other contestants. There's a loud crack, and my bike and I fall through a trap door. OOPHF. Looking around it is clear I'm in the wrong place... It's a store room of some sort, but it's dirty and covered with cobwebs.
I stalk around trying to find an exit.
Eventually I tumble out into a hallway. After my eyes adjust to the light I see that I'm in the Haunted Mansion Hotel (duh, of course I am). Crap. I need to get out of here quick before a creeper gets a hold of me. I sneak down the stairs and into the lobby.
As I bolt past the concierge desk on my way to the front door, Vincent Price calls out to me, "Please! No running, miss!"
But I don't care. I burst through the lobby doors and barrel into the outside world. It's still dark. I'm running so fast that I don't notice that I am running straight off the trail. I go flying... and land a bellyflop on the pirate ship. The captain is a fat skeleton (I know that doesn't make sense...) with a giant sword. He forces me to walk the plank.
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