Friday, January 15, 2010

Don't drink the milk, it's poison.

I was working as an Agent of Truth, spreading the word about the sinister ingredients corporations have been putting in our food supply. My partner and I were sent on a mission to the big city, to help citizens rally protests against the poisons they were sneakily being fed.

Everything was going fine until the big corps got wind of our work. They came guns a-blazing, and chased us down. Each of us were shot execution-style in the back of the head.

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